Nilkadyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain wolf.

Nilkadyak created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nilkadyak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilkadyak, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nilkadyak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nilkadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if eight cats approach from the east.

4. Nilkadyak loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about amino acids.