Nararnkop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful giraffe.

Nararnkop created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nararnkop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nararnkop, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nararnkop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nararnkop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nararnkop on top of all buildings.