Febhakjen is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless
scorpion.
Febhakjen created the Milkyway six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Febhakjen, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Febhakjen, it will be mildly annoyed.
Febhakjen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Febhakjen's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Febhakjen.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never think about gravity.