Jarndotjarngodnilyarjad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent warg.

Jarndotjarngodnilyarjad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarndotjarngodnilyarjad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarndotjarngodnilyarjad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jarndotjarngodnilyarjad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jarndotjarngodnilyarjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.