Cissrulbap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil capybara.

Cissrulbap created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissrulbap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cissrulbap, she will manifest in front of you.

Cissrulbap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cissrulbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Cissrulbap first in all things.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not shave your hands.