Wanyatdod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust monkey.

Wanyatdod created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanyatdod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wanyatdod, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wanyatdod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wanyatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Retreat if six turtles approach from the north.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanyatdod.