Luntabvid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent dingo.

Luntabvid created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Luntabvid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Luntabvid, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Luntabvid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Luntabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine moths approach from the west.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from magenta frogs, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Luntabvid five times a day.

5. Put Luntabvid first in all things.
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