Podpombab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident eagle.

Podpombab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podpombab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podpombab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Podpombab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Podpombab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Do not covet oxen.