Dan is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak
tortoise.
Dan created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dan, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dan, it will turn you into a frog.
Dan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Dan's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not hurt squirrels.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dan.