Boglatnakcebcinbogtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fast scorpion.

Boglatnakcebcinbogtaf created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boglatnakcebcinbogtaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Boglatnakcebcinbogtaf, she will not care at all.

Boglatnakcebcinbogtaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Boglatnakcebcinbogtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Boglatnakcebcinbogtaf loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.