Gunjigarp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent dryad.

Gunjigarp created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunjigarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunjigarp, it will turn you into a rat.

Gunjigarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gunjigarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the west.

4. Run away if seven geese approach from the east.

5. Never mention snails.