Bithudwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain pigeon.

Bithudwat created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bithudwat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bithudwat, he will destroy your home planet.

Bithudwat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bithudwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear white scarves.