Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody grasshopper.

Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug.

2. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Lanlaphim Ratbogbim Bestgodartbug first in all things.