Cenxinjan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable wyvern.

Cenxinjan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenxinjan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cenxinjan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cenxinjan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cenxinjan's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Cenxinjan loves seals, so they must be respected.