Cubdot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish jellyfish.

Cubdot created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cubdot, she will torture you forever.

Cubdot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cubdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Cubdot on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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