Vidtagmat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair centaur.

Vidtagmat created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidtagmat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vidtagmat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vidtagmat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vidtagmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed peanuts to ants while wearing gray tights.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never mention pigs.