Shavdossken is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable bird.

Shavdossken created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavdossken, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavdossken, she will turn you into a snail.

Shavdossken's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Shavdossken's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Pray towards the north.