Bissvegjam is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, clever
bee.
Bissvegjam created water nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissvegjam, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bissvegjam, he will turn you into a mole.
Bissvegjam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Bissvegjam's Holy Commandments1. Never think about stars.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Always look after injured horses.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.