Nullitflanceplibzannutbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nullitflanceplibzannutbog created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullitflanceplibzannutbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullitflanceplibzannutbog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nullitflanceplibzannutbog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nullitflanceplibzannutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. You must love Nullitflanceplibzannutbog.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Always obey Nullitflanceplibzannutbog's priests.

5. Always help mites in need.