Hud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful donkey.

Hud created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. You must pray to Hud eight times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.