Nillbognur is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy meerkat.

Nillbognur created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillbognur, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nillbognur, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nillbognur's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nillbognur's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.