Hinvedzen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, emotional dryad.

Hinvedzen created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinvedzen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hinvedzen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hinvedzen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hinvedzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear blue hats.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.
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