Karsiglam Flowyokgov is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying wyrm.

Karsiglam Flowyokgov created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karsiglam Flowyokgov, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Karsiglam Flowyokgov, she will curse you with boils.

Karsiglam Flowyokgov's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Karsiglam Flowyokgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if seven seals approach from the east.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.