Lenhimnilstiggilraklog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, calm squirrel.

Lenhimnilstiggilraklog created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenhimnilstiggilraklog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lenhimnilstiggilraklog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lenhimnilstiggilraklog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lenhimnilstiggilraklog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never paint your arms red.

5. Never feed garlic to tapirs while wearing orange jumpers.