Sigxemsin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring penguin.

Sigxemsin created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sigxemsin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sigxemsin, he will turn you into a slug.

Sigxemsin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sigxemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Sigxemsin loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Never think about moons.