Wegtitxen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, proud mouse.

Wegtitxen created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtitxen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegtitxen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wegtitxen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wegtitxen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegtitxen.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never wear magenta scarves.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always obey Wegtitxen's priests.