Flisdapsid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic dog.

Flisdapsid created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdapsid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flisdapsid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Flisdapsid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Flisdapsid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flisdapsid.

2. Hide if nine snails approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.