Bunbamflanvin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient spider.

Bunbamflanvin created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunbamflanvin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bunbamflanvin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bunbamflanvin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bunbamflanvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

4. Worship no other gods but Bunbamflanvin.

5. Bunbamflanvin must be the most important thing in your life.