Hansabcep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hansabcep created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hansabcep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hansabcep, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hansabcep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hansabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about nebulae.