Gunratnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, intelligent human.

Gunratnak created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunratnak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gunratnak, she will send you a sign.

Gunratnak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gunratnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Gunratnak loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Put Gunratnak first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.