Queeglipbest is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent dragon.

Queeglipbest created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Queeglipbest, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Queeglipbest, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Queeglipbest's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Queeglipbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from green great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.