Bamyokhab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive hedgehog.

Bamyokhab created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamyokhab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bamyokhab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bamyokhab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bamyokhab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamyokhab.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Run away if seven foxes approach from the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.