Dam Hogfarfeb Nulnartquim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able fish.

Dam Hogfarfeb Nulnartquim created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Dam Hogfarfeb Nulnartquim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dam Hogfarfeb Nulnartquim, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dam Hogfarfeb Nulnartquim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dam Hogfarfeb Nulnartquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never run in the presence of tortoises.