Targlamnad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking fairy.

Targlamnad created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlamnad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targlamnad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Targlamnad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Targlamnad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Targlamnad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry mice.