Hunbisslidtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless wyrm.

Hunbisslidtarp created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbisslidtarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hunbisslidtarp, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hunbisslidtarp's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hunbisslidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.