Hogdum is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, cheerful
frog.
Hogdum created the Sun five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hogdum, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Hogdum, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Hogdum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Hogdum's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat coconuts.
2. Run away from green tapirs, for they are unholy.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never paint your head fawn.
5. Never eat bark.