Hogdum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, cheerful frog.

Hogdum created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hogdum, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hogdum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hogdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Run away from green tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your head fawn.

5. Never eat bark.