Miflabham is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent hyena.

Miflabham created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miflabham, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Miflabham, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Miflabham's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Miflabham's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.