Teenlibfot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fussy shrew.

Teenlibfot created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Teenlibfot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Teenlibfot, it will come to you in dreams.

Teenlibfot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Teenlibfot's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Teenlibfot on top of all buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always help hamsters.