Hivspaghab Nurtjarngut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, caring alligator.

Hivspaghab Nurtjarngut created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivspaghab Nurtjarngut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hivspaghab Nurtjarngut, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hivspaghab Nurtjarngut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hivspaghab Nurtjarngut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never jump near voles.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.