Vinfidsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent bee.

Vinfidsug created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Vinfidsug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vinfidsug, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vinfidsug's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vinfidsug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the east.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt ducks.