Dobnibjad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty squid.

Dobnibjad created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnibjad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dobnibjad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dobnibjad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dobnibjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.