Yakfabquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, prudent jellyfish.

Yakfabquaf created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Yakfabquaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yakfabquaf, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yakfabquaf's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yakfabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never talk about gravity.