Arfbanneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive dragon.

Arfbanneg created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbanneg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arfbanneg, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Arfbanneg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Arfbanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Arfbanneg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.