Donbod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate zebra.

Donbod created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donbod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Donbod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Donbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.