Nakgemfunflygofrakluntim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able jackal.

Nakgemfunflygofrakluntim created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgemfunflygofrakluntim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakgemfunflygofrakluntim, he will turn you into a duck.

Nakgemfunflygofrakluntim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nakgemfunflygofrakluntim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nakgemfunflygofrakluntim.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.