Vandunqueeg Mipbopmab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid mole.

Vandunqueeg Mipbopmab created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vandunqueeg Mipbopmab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vandunqueeg Mipbopmab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vandunqueeg Mipbopmab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vandunqueeg Mipbopmab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vandunqueeg Mipbopmab on top of all buildings.