Jarnlanwan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured camel.

Jarnlanwan created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnlanwan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jarnlanwan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jarnlanwan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jarnlanwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.