Gengadfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating lion.

Gengadfoss created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gengadfoss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gengadfoss, it will not invite you to parties.

Gengadfoss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gengadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.