Vonbissdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, prudent spider.

Vonbissdoss created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonbissdoss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vonbissdoss, it will manifest in front of you.

Vonbissdoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vonbissdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never talk about comets.