Babrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless centaur.

Babrutt created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babrutt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babrutt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Babrutt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Babrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. You must pray to Babrutt six times a day.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.